What can melt your heart?

Me- (laughs)

Scene- oath ceremony

Everyone - okay didi.

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Why is every human messed up in some way?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?

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Shruti Verma

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

What can melt your heart?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

hearhim (ignore my voice)

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Talks with kids.

Me- (keep laughing)

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

He- (blank face)

Me- hey what you're doing here?

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Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)